This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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