do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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