We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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