Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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