We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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