did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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