That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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