Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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