Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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