I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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