like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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