His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
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