Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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