the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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