If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
Randomize
