jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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