No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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