Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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