i wish starbucks made bloody marys
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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