Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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