I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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