I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
The ass gains better be worth it
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