trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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