she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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