when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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