The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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