They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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