you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
His hands were made for my vagina.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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