is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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