Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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