How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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