bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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