i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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