i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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