When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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