im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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