fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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