It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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