He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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