He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Drunk is not a location!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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