found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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