I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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