we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Someone signed my nipple.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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