So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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