its not stalking. its research.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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