That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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