I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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