I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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