do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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