Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
A+ Viking dick
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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