You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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